May 2012
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
at school
me: shut the fuck up you saw her yesterday
me: holy fuck when was the last time you showered
me: you can't just stop and talk in the middle of the fucking corridor
me: move bitch
me: i hate you all, get out of my face
me: lol you're cool, failing your test
I hate feeling like this i feel so lonely and shit ughh help me.
“i’m so indie” whispered the 13 year old as she wrote out the words You Only Live Once
me: walks out of bathroom with laptop
mum:
omg hahahah